So, this is a thing that exists and I have...
A copy of Pride & Prejudice starring ME! Dude - my Janeite takeover is almost complete. I will be assimilated...
Anywho, this company called "U Star" that customizes classics and original fiction (yes, even sexytimes fiction) contacted me about trying out one of their books, and if you think I could turn down the chance to actually BE in the pages of a Jane Austen novel, you don't know me at all.
This is a pretty neat service, and I think it has some amazing gift-giving potential, so if you agree or want to be in YOUR OWN book, you might want to check them out:
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